This is terrible! :(
Thu, 03/04/2010 - 6:14pm
The Maine:
Here we have another pop alternative band from good old AZ. Home of many shitty bands such as this one. John O’Callaghan is one cool dude. He enjoys tattooing his own lyrics onto his chest and being anorexic. Someone please pay for his plastic surgery to fix his nose. John is almost as cool as his bass player Garrett Nickelsen, Garrett also needs some money to pay for a dermatologist. We’re not sure why but for some reason Garrett believes he is eight years old, he is the youngest in the band which apparently gives him the right to play dressup and hunt zombies in his spare time. The other baby of the band is Pat Kirch, drummer and also known as “Ratboy”. Pat claims to have an alter-ego that forces him to put his hair behind his GINORMOUS ears and act like a rodent. I would say his greasy, nasty hair is too long and needs to be cut, but there is no way I could stand looking at those ears all the time. Next there is guitar player, Kennedy Brock, for some creepy reason that there is no exact explanation for why Kenny decided to change his name completely. You may know him as Jonathan Franklin Trotter, well that could be it. Kenny may be gay, he seems to be the pretty boy of the group and in fact cheated on his girlfriend with someone who more than slightly resembles a man. Lastly but always forgetable we have the jolly old Jared Monaco. Jared can be known as the “black sheep” to some who believe everyone else is slightly attractive. Jared is a flaming ginger, and slightly overweight. okay you caught me he’s fat. Jared plays lead guitar in the band and was only brought in on desperate measures after the other guitar players quit. He is the newest and the least known member of this ever so pathetic band called The Maine.
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this made me so mad!
John is not anorexic, and has a beautiful nose
Garrett does not need a dermatologist, he's gorgeous
Pat as rat boy is the funniest thing ever and has great hair
Kennedy is not gay!
Jared is not fat, he's amazing
This made me so mad.
They also made fun of my other favorite bands, all time low, a rocket to the moon, cobra starship, 3oh!3 and boys like girls
Whoever wrote this is horrible!
:(
oh and The Maine is the best looking talented band(:
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Thu, 03/04/2010 - 7:54pm
#2
I know righttt?
Haha they are
I know righttt?
Haha they are so good lookingg(;
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Fri, 03/05/2010 - 11:24pm
#3
wowwww
Whoever wrote that obviously has got some weird emotions or issues, because that kind of hate doesn't come from nowhere... At least we all know that it isn't true, and we love the boys no matter what :)
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Thu, 03/04/2010 - 8:57pm
#4
I looked at their tumblr and
I looked at their tumblr and I gotta say, I was laughing my ass off. Not only are the "burns" suckish they are just so idiotic they they're funny. Don't be discouraged, the douches that write these obviously have nothing better to do then sit on their asses and bash on bands that really have done nothing but make the music they like to make. Seriously, think about it. If these people really have the time to do this and have nothing better to do then obviously there's something wrong and it sounds like they have no lives.
Fri, 03/05/2010 - 8:52am
#5
haha I saw that too, and I
haha I saw that too, and I wrote them a message saying this:
"This page is a load of crap. I mean I'll admit 75% of those bands I don't like, but that doesn't give you/or anyone else the right to talk shit about them. I mean seriously, you and probably everyone else that sends in that stupid shit probably has ZERO musical talent, which gives you no place to talk. There are FIVE times worse artists out there to talk shit on, (Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, The Jonas Brothers) and you talk shit on artists that actually worked hard to get where they are today. Get a life.
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Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:04pm
#6
That's pretty low for someone
That's pretty low for someone to have a tumblr on this sort of discussion.
I mean, it's pathetic, but they are looking for these kind of reactions fans of those bands will have and may take offence.
I'm sure the guys would laugh at this! It's really not neccessary.
But as long as we love The Maine, nothing else matters! :)
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Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:34pm
#7
I read that a few days ago
I read that a few days ago and i was disgusted by these awful comments about such a beautiful group of people. What confuses me is that they waste THEIR time researching false information and typing such bullshit. It's rather disgusting and i don't understand them. Obviously they have no life and enjoy bullying. They would need to do research though. Like, their names, what instruments they play, songs they sing with lyrics. I LOVE THE MAINE AND THEY DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY HAVE. <3
keep up the good work, boys. (: don't let anything get you down beause you have lots of support.
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Fri, 03/05/2010 - 1:36pm
#8
It's a joke... They're made
It's a joke... They're made for people to laugh. We all know the stuff isn't true so why even get worked up about it? I'm just saying...
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Fri, 03/05/2010 - 2:03pm
#9
[quote=erikaohhh]It's a
[quote=erikaohhh]It's a joke... They're made for people to laugh. We all know the stuff isn't true so why even get worked up about it? I'm just saying...[/quote]
Yeah tahts what i thought too
I laughed about it
And why would someone who hates them know so much about them?
Sat, 03/06/2010 - 1:55pm
#10
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That was really bad, bashing a great band is such a waste of time. Makeing up a bunch of lies to fill there dull lives. What a loser.
Fri, 03/05/2010 - 6:57pm
#11
douches.
douches.
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Sat, 03/06/2010 - 6:21am
#12
Completely Agree With Everyone Else
Obviously, whoever wrote that is self conscious and has serious self esteem issues. They need to trash people who they think are better then themselves in order to feel better. Basically, who ever wrote this needs to get a life and stop trashing on people they don't know.
Haha, ok, I am officially done with my rant :) But I hate when people talk trash about something they don't know.
Sat, 03/06/2010 - 1:47pm
#13
whether its a joke or not, i
whether its a joke or not, i think its stupid for someone to find out a whole bunch of stuff about a band, just to bash them.
its so unbelievably easy to never hear about them, or associate with them at all.
this person had to make an effort to hate them...
If i dont like a band, i just dont listen to their music,not write a whole essay on their flaws.
the funniest part is that this person didnt mention about how they felt about their music once.
ahh, the joys of stupid people.
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Sat, 03/06/2010 - 1:52pm
#14
...and jareds not even fat!
...and jareds not even fat! hes normal size.
people automatically compare his size to everyone else in the band, and they're small.
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Sun, 03/14/2010 - 1:23pm
#15
that is terrible! i don't see
that is terrible! i don't see why people are so mean in this world! )):
the maine reason why i think john is attractive IS because of his nose! i love it!
garrett, gosh. he iss a kid, but hey. why not be a kid forever? who wants to get old?
adn i like pats ears (:
kennedy, guhhhh. sa;kdja;sdkfj. ((: i love kenny.
and jared, damn them. jared is so fricken nice. and yeah. he's normal size.
and yeah, even if they were joking, there's always a hint of truthfullness in a joke.
Thu, 03/18/2010 - 7:38am
#16
When I read the ones about
When I read the ones about the bands I care about (The Maine, ATL, FTSK, BLG) I laughed because I know it's not true. Really? Kennedy is NOT gay, and he's not a pretty boy. I know for a fact that John has a perfect nose -- trust me, I would have noticed lol. Jared is NOT fat. Pat is SO cute and SO hilarious when he is Rat Boy. Garrett does NOT need a dermatologist. Like, are you kidding me? They really need to rag on a ton of bands that they've never even met just because they have no self esteem? That's just sad.
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Thu, 03/18/2010 - 12:06pm
#17
WOW. this person must be
WOW. this person must be preeeeeeetty lonely to bash not only one but SEVERAL other great bands. I'd say some pretty nasty things to this kid, but then I'd just be giving them what they want. Sure you can have your own opinion blah blah blah but you do NOT need to bring their personal shit into the matter.
John-not anorexic, sexy tattoos. thats all i need to say
Garrett-probably the coolest "kid" EVER. i'mm pretty sure half the people in this country wish they could dress like he does and still pull it off WHILE chasing zombies. and p.s definitely he's in NOOO need of a dermatoligist (cant spell sorry).
Pat-every time i hear a new story about RatBoy I laugh my ass off. His ears are fiiiiiiiiiiiiine, and who gives a damn how long his hair is..? it's HAIR!
Jared-not fat, okay? where the hell did that ever OCCUR to this person? oh boy...
and the only reason I left Kennedy for last is because his little section of this b.s post is what really made me mad. sure you can have your own opinion and hate their music, but whoever posted this REALLY crossed the line when they brought up Kennedy's personal issues. Yeah he changed his name, people do it all the time. but he even said it in his own q and a he did it for PERSONAL REASONS (a.k.a don't bring it up or ask) so there's absolutely nothing creepy about it. Also, there's no need to bring up the fact that he cheated once. That's no one's business by Kennedy's, and neither is that fact that "he may be gay". I highly doubt he is but if one day he turns out to be, i honestly wouldn't love him any less.
This comment is getting to long so I'll just end it by saying this jerk is messed up and needs to get off the computer and go back to listening to Beethoven.
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Fri, 03/19/2010 - 4:08pm
#18
I would bet money that
I would bet money that whoever wrote that is not and never will be in a successful, amazing band such as The Maine. Just sayin'.
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Tue, 03/30/2010 - 5:32am
#19
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lmaooo guys it's all a joke.
this guy does stuff to piss people off.
when you read it, don't read it seriously.
read it with a sense of humour.
that's how i read it,
so when i went through the whole thing, i laughed.
lmaoo you have to make fun of the ones you love :P
no harm is meant.
"“Ratboy”. Pat claims to have an alter-ego that forces him to put his hair behind his GINORMOUS ears and act like a rodent"
lmao come on guys, that's funny because we know he has ginormous ears, and we know it's funny.
so yeah :]
Tue, 03/30/2010 - 6:59am
#20
that's what i thought at
that's what i thought at first (and i do agree that you have to make fun of the people you love) but after i read the part about kennedy cheating and stuff i thought it was too personal to be a joke. Think about it, if someone called you gay for cheating on your girlfriend would you think that was funny? Or would you appreciate someone calling you fat? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's probably a joke (if not this person probably would've mentioned something about their music.) :P
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Tue, 03/30/2010 - 7:04am
#21
that's what i thought at
that's what i thought at first (and i do agree that you have to make fun of the people you love) but after i read the part about kennedy cheating and stuff i thought it was too personal to be a joke. Think about it, if someone called you gay for cheating on your girlfriend would you think that was funny? Or would you appreciate someone calling you fat? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it's probably a joke (if not this person probably would've mentioned something about their music.) :P
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Thu, 04/01/2010 - 11:09am
#22
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yeahh that's true, i guess.
some stuff was really harsh.
but we know it's not true and we love everything about the boys :]
so again, no harm if we don't let it get to us :]
Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:54am
#23
I laughed. Is that bad? I
I laughed. Is that bad? I don't agree with any of it but some is still sort of funny, not the cheap shots on the looks of the band members though.
There were a few old posts on absoutepunk.net and people were just bashing The Maine sooooooo badly too. :o
EDIT: OKAYYYY. JUST SAW THAT THEY 'BURNED' BRIGHT EYES. That tumblr fucking sucks. Bright Eyes are amazing and Conor Oberst is sooooo good looking and talented. AJdsjhfjksgajkfgkajgf; *listens to bright eyes*
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Wed, 04/14/2010 - 8:00pm
#24
pathetic ****.
that is fucking bullshit.
whoever wrote that deserves a huge bitch slap.
ok yes people will have different opinions of music and everything but if they don't like the maine then
WHY DID THEY WASTE THEIR FUCKING TIME BITCHING ABOUT THEM?!
that is what i don't understand; haters spend all their time bitching about the people they hate..
well excuse me but if you hate someone then LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.
be a normal person and use your fucking common sense.
some people are just pathetic.
who cares if john has tattoos of lyrics?! they mean something to him so he wanted them, its a personal choice. who cares if he's not some 180 pound totally muscled up asshole from jersey shore?!?!?!?! if thats what the person likes then so be it: go back to your lame ass tv show.
someone please explain to me how Garret needs a dermatologist... cuz i really dont understand this bull shit at all.
ok so Rat-boy-ITS CALLED HAVING FUN! at least they know how to enjoy themselves unlike someone..and he can have his hair however the fuck he wants-whoever wrote this is not pats mother so they can shut the hell up.
did kennedy change his name? if he did WHO THE FUCK CARES? he can if he wants. in fact the person that wrote this probably should to save their sorry ass from getting it kicked.
jared is not fat and i find it really pathetic that this person would call him that. if you want fat mate walk down to a fast food restaurant down the road somewhere asshole.
its just some pathetic loser who has nothing better to do than waste their time bitching.
anyone who actually does love the maine wont give a damn what this person has to say.
Wed, 04/14/2010 - 8:58pm
#25
It's not like anyone is going
It's not like anyone is going to read that and say "hey, i'm not going to like this band because of what this person wrote" I would hope that people could make their own decision by now.
Sun, 04/18/2010 - 2:07am
#26
Guys... calm down.
I'm sure
Guys... calm down.
I'm sure it was just supposed to be a joke... The person who wrote that didn't say much about music, just looks which is pretty low but whatever.
Have you seen Pat's Q&A? Even some fans of The Maine can be rude.
This is real life (rofl). They are going to get lovers AND haters. /eyeroll
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Mon, 08/30/2010 - 10:46pm
#27
wtf?
Okayy now what the fck?
they're all just all perfect ... and they're all fine just
the way they are and people love them for that
and no fcken chick thats probaly freakin ugly should
be saying anything insulting to them because shes the one
that probaly needs her face to be fixed.
i mean john hes just as perfect as anyone could be and hes sweet and
down to earth they all are.
and garrett doesnt need a dermatologist i mean hes
not the only person who doesnt have perfect skin. He's gorgeous the way he is.
And Pat ohhmydaisyy Pats effin adorable and so are his ears. And people like his hair and everyones hair gets greasy some times.
Kennedy i mean whose the hell cares if he changed his name? I don't see a law that say its illegal to change you name, and hes not gay... and if he cheated on his girlfriend well thats his damn business.
Jared.... Jareds not fat. Jareds fine just the way he is.
They're all perfect the way they are and theres nothing about them that needs to change. They are who they are and people love them that way. Sooo if any of them read this just know that your all great the way you are and millions of people yes millions of people love you for who you are and you don't need to change who you are for anyone. So remember your all great and no ones insults should bring you down. You are the way you are period no one can fucking change that.
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that IS horrible! i don't mind if they dnt like them, but there's no need to blatantly insult them like that..they're still human for goodness sake! how would that person like it if we all judged them without knowing anything about them!
I agree completely with the statement 'The Maine is the best looking talented band' =)
that person is silly and petty..wish i knew who it was so i could slap them ;p
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